Dreams

Are dreams always what you secretly want? Like, if there’s a guy who I really hate. All of my friends hate him too. I’m not gonna go into detail about why. Let’s just say that he did something really stupid. So anyway, we hate this guy, right? And this night I had a dream about him. And kt was really sweet. I mean, usually I hate the looks of him, but in the dream, he was kind, and looked really good! So that’s my question: are dreams always what we secretly want? And I don’t mean those dreams where nothing makes sense, or nightmares or anything like that. I mean those dreams that seem real, with people you know, and that stuff. I’m really worried, because I’ve had similar dreams with people I fancy.

I feel like I’m about to go insane. I keep trying to forget about the dream, but it just won’t go away! The feeling keeps getting back at me, and it’s like getting shot, except the feeling is a horrible mix between good and bad.

WHAT DO I DO?? How do you forget about something that you just really wanna forget? Or maybe this feeling means something… NO! I don’t want that! I don’t want to have these feelings!
Help me out, guys, I’m freaking out here. What would you do?

For Males Only – “Women are EASY to Understand”

HarsH ReaLiTy

I see a lot of articles by both men and women claiming that “women are hard to understand.” Why do people find women so complex and difficult to decipher? I figured it was my duty to provide some basic pieces of information for those “lost souls” that cannot understand the opposite sex. You may thank me later world.

Women want a manly man. They want a guy that can rundown a bull and belt out poetry while fighting bad guys with one hand. One tip I hand to men is to always carry a whistle on a date. This isn’t a “rape whistle,” but in fact a “notice me asshole Taxi Driver” whistle! Nothing is more emasculating than franticly trying to wave down a taxi and getting passed by time and time again. Then the woman raises a pinky and “WALLAH” your chariot has arrived! I have solved this problem…

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